Happy New Year

Be gentle with us 2019. Some of our tender bits are still bruised from 2018

parodybit:

trash-slut:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

Augh, my tea!

(via wyomingnot)

peachdoxie:

wandass:

# most powerful magic users

Only one of these characters survived Thanos.

(via thesuperheroesnetwork)

tinylamp:

Aggretsuko: We Wish You a Metal Christmas

lost-time-memery:

I smiled so hard when I saw this scene that my face almost BROKE 

aggressive-retsukoing:

Haida: Is this the one?

Retsuko: Yeah, that one!

Being tall has its perks! 

ihatecispeople:

festivityjunior:

gahdamnpunk:

Tell them the air is halal too

Seriously do these people not understand that anything without pork or alcohol can be halal? Or that almost all seafood is halal? Even if other meats aren’t halal basically anything vegan or vegetarian is by default halal

the issue with toblerone and the reason they added the halal certificate is because nougat is often one of those things that can contain hidden pork through the gelatine (not all countries demand a specification on what kind of gelatine, and pork is the most common one), but most chocolate nougat bars have now switched to cheaper gelling agents, not for a love towards muslim but to get more profit… and as someone that is from a halal household, toblerone has literally always been halal for muslims to eat–the halal certificate just makes it official and easier for muslims to find

(via talkingcinemalight)